It is undeniable that I will rule the world. Many have failed, others have only half realised their ambition. Alexander the Great? Great at ruling half the world. Genghis Khan? Khan't have it all. Where they have failed, I will succeed.
However, with every great journey, there are sometimes little hurdles along the way.
While my captors were enjoying their Valentine dinner, I was hiding under the table. I had heard of something fun called Cupid. Cupid has wings and wings have feathers. I like feathers. I like feathers a LOT!
So, pounce at the ready, I somehow managed to get my head stuck between the chair and the table. Some might say there was some pathetic meowing on my part, and my captors might say have had to rescue me, but the truth is I showed that I can make my captors do as I want.
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